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Gordon Bombay's avatar

Gonna need Alex Stein to confirm if she qualifies as a big booty Latina.

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Tommy Oliver's avatar

Escorts are legal, but if you have sex with them that is illegal. However, if you pay someone else to have sex with your escort while you film it, that is legal. It’s very confusing and complex which is why I guess we need comprehensive sex education.

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@TXBaCoNNaTioN's avatar

Tommy! She’s a Sexpert! She held multiple positions, probably tools of the trade as well! I think more Latinas should turn Librarian, and maybe even should straighten the board out! Please keep us A Breast this situation as it enlarges! Maybe she could run for a House Seat and toughen up Lacey & Shelby Schlausage!

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Sara Legvold's avatar

I found this comment the most amusing of all:

"We had no idea what was going on in her personal life. She was always very friendly and personable," said Godley ISD School Board trustee Kayla Lain.

Wth does she think escorts are supposed to be. Big, fat hippos w an attitude?

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AB Norm's avatar

"She was always very friendly and personable" I'll bet... {{{hilarious}}}

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