AOC-BACKED DEMOCRAT INVOLVED IN AFFAIR
After a brutal year of Republican affairs involving Lacey “Horizontal” Hull, Cole “FMA” Hefner, Brooks “King-Simp” Landgraf, and Van “Tonsil-Town” Taylor, it seems we finally have a Texas Democrat involved in a marriage-destroying affair for once.
As the Texas Newspaper of Record, it is our solemn duty to bring you this story of Democrat hanky-panky. We are bipartisan in our opposition to FMA and the Van Taylor variant “LMA,” and so we are finally putting rumors to the contrary to rest.
Current Revolt has faced some criticism for exposing Republican adulterers.
Former Texas GOP chair James Dickey was very upset with the language we used to describe Van Taylor’s bizarre fetish.
We also received a call from a prominent GOP figure who said she “wasn’t a huge fan” of the affairs we reported and that exposing the GOP affairs was “done in poor taste.”
(editor’s note: you wanna talk about a poor taste? Try being Van Taylor’s mistress.)
We suppose it’s preferred that we hide these sort of things. Unfortunately for her, we aren’t owned by anyone except our bitcoin overlord.
So with that said, GOP has-beens and Republican-affair-exposing-dislikers can celebrate for once, as we’re about to talk about some DEMONrats.
Dailymail has obtained text messages that alleges to show proof of a claim that Democrat Jessica Cisneros had a long term affair with her former high school teacher, John Balli.
The affair began when Cisneros was 18 and Balli was 41. This affair lasted while Balli was dating his future wife Sandra Ramirez, and then ended when Balli and Ramirez got married. It seems the affair lasted for 3 years and Balli’s ex wife is claiming they rekindled their affair as recently as 2019 after Ramirez and Balli divorced.
Sandra Ramirez blames Jessica Cisneros for the reason behind the divorce.
It’s all a bit convoluted, but the point is that a AOC backed Democrat ruined the marriage of a married couple and quite literally nobody is reporting on this.
So why isn’t our mainstream Texas media covering this story? Well we all know the reason of course. Because Dallas News, the Tribune, the Observer, etc all provide cover for Democrats whenever possible.
Luckily, Dailymail does have evidence of the Democrat affair, in the form of text messages.
Surprisingly to us, this affair lacked the usual disgusting language that we’ve often found in previous affairs we reported on. Seems here that Cisneros fell in love with Balli and Balli tried to distance himself from it and failed.
Affairs are nothing new in politics.
So if you know of an elected official involved with a dickey where it shouldn’t be stickey, give us a shout at admin@currentrevolt.com
Don’t be like Dickey and provide cover for bad behavior.