Arlington Fried Boyfriend
The Summer of Hoes Mad Continues...
NYPost reports an Arlington woman burned her boyfriend to death.
Doyle and his girlfriend, Breana Johnson, were arguing at a Shell gas station in Arlington at the time, cops said.
“I’m going to kill you,” Johnson, was heard telling him, according to a police affidavit.
The 24-year-old Johnson went inside the gas station and paid for $0.50 cents worth of gas.
She was later seen pouring gasoline on Doyle while he sat in the backseat of a Jeep. She then walked around to the driver’s seat and set it on fire with an unknown object.
Doyle was engulfed in flames when he was seen escaping the vehicle and running through the parking lot, trying to stop his body from burning.
Hardly her fault, though. Poor dear was probably so exhausted and hungry from arguing with him she just got HANGRY.
This headline adds to the growing list of “never thought I’d see that on this continent”. Normally, you’d think this was a South African incident, not a South Dallas incident. Granted, if you were just passing through, it would be hard to tell the difference these days. …Because the roads are so bad in Arlington, of course.
Mr. Doyle died in early August and police have upgraded Ms. Johnson’s charges from aggravated assault to murder. Tragic to see the system step on the neck of a local entrepreneur once again. The artisanal briquet manufacture scene will never be the same.