BOSSY: Spunky Gf Throws Bf's Mother's Ashes Into Lake Worth

Yo' mamma a ho

Maybe this is what the mom wanted? Maybe she was a Democrat and this was a Green New Deal kind of thing?

NBCDFW:

A Fort Worth woman has been charged with abuse of a corpse after throwing her boyfriend's mother's ashes into Lake Worth, police said. 

According to the Fort Worth Police Department, the suspect, 40-year-old Augustine Gladney, threw the ashes belonging to 38-year-old Ernest Smith's mother into the lake on Monday evening.

Police said Smith informed officers that when he returned home on Monday shortly after 7 p.m., he discovered that his mother's urn was missing.

Don’t cry lil mamma just say you did it to stop climate change

It is a crime against John Locke’s natural law to not allow this dead woman’s ashes to be released into the atmosphere.

Lock would have (probably) supported ash dumping to save the earth from climate change

Roe v. Wade makes it clear that anything that is a clump of cells has no rights, and in fact, these cell clumps would be better off in a landfill.

A dead mother-in-law is a clump of cells. Therefore, it’s a constitutional right to flush them down the toilet, according to Supreme Court Juscie Elena Kagan.

Augustine Gladney should run for governor as a progressive champion.

Because she’s BOSSY!

I’ve actually got a long list of people to turn into ashes and throw into a lake under the constitution.