Maybe this is what the mom wanted? Maybe she was a Democrat and this was a Green New Deal kind of thing?

NBCDFW:

A Fort Worth woman has been charged with abuse of a corpse after throwing her boyfriend's mother's ashes into Lake Worth, police said. 

According to the Fort Worth Police Department, the suspect, 40-year-old Augustine Gladney, threw the ashes belonging to 38-year-old Ernest Smith's mother into the lake on Monday evening.

Police said Smith informed officers that when he returned home on Monday shortly after 7 p.m., he discovered that his mother's urn was missing.

It is a crime against John Locke’s natural law to not allow this dead woman’s ashes to be released into the atmosphere.

Roe v. Wade makes it clear that anything that is a clump of cells has no rights, and in fact, these cell clumps would be better off in a landfill.

A dead mother-in-law is a clump of cells. Therefore, it’s a constitutional right to flush them down the toilet, according to Supreme Court Juscie Elena Kagan.

Augustine Gladney should run for governor as a progressive champion.

Because she’s BOSSY!

I’ve actually got a long list of people to turn into ashes and throw into a lake under the constitution.