BREAKING: RICK PERRY FILES FOR GOVERNOR RACE
Yes, it’s true. Rick Perry is running for office.
But not the Rick Perry from the well-known comic series, Transgender Avengers.
A totally different Rick Perry. A very elusive Rick Perry. So elusive, in the entire 5 minutes we’ve spent searching the internet we were unable to find a picture of him.
Abbott shills are currently having 2016 Presidential elect…