BREAKING: RICK PERRY FILES FOR GOVERNOR RACE
Yes, it’s true. Rick Perry is running for office.
But not the Rick Perry from the well-known comic series, Transgender Avengers.
A totally different Rick Perry. A very elusive Rick Perry. So elusive, in the entire 5 minutes we’ve spent searching the internet we were unable to find a picture of him.
Abbott shills are currently having 2016 Presidential election levels of mental breakdowns on Twitter trying to cope.
The Rick Lynn Perry who filed for Governor today is from Springtown, Texas. His treasurer is no other than Right-Wing MegaLawyer Tony McDonald.
This almost certainly will trigger a run-off for Abbott based on sheer name recognition.
Many groups and organizations have come together this election cycle to unseat the man responsible for mass illegal-migration into our great state as well as doing absolutely nothing to protect Texas citizens from forced vaccinations.
We’ve gotta say, this is a very clever move and we love it.