P.I.M.P: Allen West Flexes on Haters at RNC

When you look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary, there is a picture of Allen West.

The man is absolutely on fire. Over the weekend, LTC West posted a video of himself standing outside in a literal spandex suit talking smack to his haters. He also said he just competed a 4 mile run, dunking on every 5k’er.

Optics so good they were once thought impossible

During most of the video, you can totally see his package just hangin’ out there for the world to soak in. This is a simultaneous jab at all Democrats as well as the “white liberals” at the NYT.

There’s a new boss in town, he’s creating a movement, and the movement might kill you. #WEARETHESTORM