When you look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary, there is a picture of Allen West.

The man is absolutely on fire. Over the weekend, LTC West posted a video of himself standing outside in a literal spandex suit talking smack to his haters. He also said he just competed a 4 mile run, dunking on every 5k’er.

During most of the video, you can totally see his package just hangin’ out there for the world to soak in. This is a simultaneous jab at all Democrats as well as the “white liberals” at the NYT.

There’s a new boss in town, he’s creating a movement, and the movement might kill you. #WEARETHESTORM