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TEXAN SUPREMACY – Texas CUTS OFF Mexico’s Heat!
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TEXAN SUPREMACY – Texas CUTS OFF Mexico’s Heat!

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Feb 16, 2021
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The Occupied Republic of Texas has officially declared war against the United Mexican States.

Mexican President What’s-his-Facè said the country is preparing to refry all refried beans as many times as it takes to keep the country warm.

Meanwhile, the Mexican cartels agreed to stop cutting off each other’s heads temporarily, until temperatures can get above freezing.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott responded to the truce by accepting an award from Israel.

Senile Usurper President Joe Biden said he would respond to the Texan’s act of war by continuing to flood Texas with Mexican cartel members and welfare queens.

Queen of Texas Lacey Hull responded to inquires about her Kingdom going to total war for Christ against the Mexicans by releasing a photo of herself doing the “OK” hand gesture. A symbol long associated with Texas Supremacy.

Slippy Toad reporting from the front lines.

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