Community Pizza Donation REJECTED by Grapevine PD for Being "Too Christian”

Gluten Fine, Christian-Free, Please!

A local Texas police department is experiencing its own PizzaGate after it rejected a pizza party donation from Patriot Mobile following pressure from left-wing extremists.

The horrific debacle occurred in Grapevine, Texas a few weeks ago after Patriot Mobile, a Christian conservative cellphone company headquartered in neighboring Southlake, thought it would be kind to donate food to the hardworking public servants at the Grapevine Police Department.

The GPD public relations folks thought this would be a good opportunity to post a picture of the donation on Twitter and facebook. They included a brief thank you message to the the donors.

Within minutes of the post submission, the woke rage mob activated. Comments began to pour into the GPD social media timelines from communists all over Texas and GPD were quick to disavow the Christian company’s charity.

tl;dr

Forty-nine words expressing “thanks.”

Followed by three-hundred-eighty-seven words of capitulation to the woke mob.

A woke mob predominantly consisting of web bots. Bits of third-tier programming script that have no comprehension of offense.

GPD administration was scrambling to regain the imaginary goodwill of those bots like they did during the “peaceful” summer of 2020 when the police chief himself escorted Black Lives Matters protestors down Grapevine Mainstreet.

They not only managed to royally piss off the remainder of their real human constituency, but they made themselves a laughing stock to the rest of Texas.

The woke rage mob, consisting of 35 humans, each with ten-thousand bots re-tweeting their posts, gave no quarter. The GPD apology didn’t result in a warning. The mob issued citation after citation to GPD on the information superhighway that day and for days to come.

The facebook thread is still festering at the time of this writing with 1,528 comments.

Over on Twitter it was the same…only worse.

But Nextdoor, oh how I loooove me some Nextdoor, a community member, Eldon Wriston, exposed the deeply racist nature of the pizza donation. Tracing it back to an alleged event in Southlake from 2018 that triggered the current GPD PizzaGate crisis.

Every time some local moderator on Nextdoor kills a thread on GPD PizzaGate a new one pops up.

Here’s a post that the author deleted because they were sick of getting molested by the woke rage mob for supporting a local Christian conservative company.

We have all these accusations flying around over history being modified or eliminated. Well, thank providence we have armchair historians preserving vital records on our social networks.

All of this because someone gave a first responder organization a batch of free pizza and they said “thanks” on social media.

Well, that’s an obvious oversimplification.

The truth is, when conservatives, or Christians, or anyone who has been targeted by the woke left does anything good for their community or country, there is always a herd of angry banshees waiting with a magnifying glass to find a tiny crack in the dam, and sledgehammers to fix said crack with.

This gift was probably jinxed from the beginning by another issue: it is always bad luck to offer the police any round food that doesn’t have a hole in the center.