In an act of absolute solidarity with humanity and human decency, Current Revolt’s Brand Ambassador, Slippy Toad, met with the Marxist revolutionary group Black Lives Matter to finally denounce white supremacy.

Slippy took the microphone and gave an emotional account of the discrimination he has faced personally as a person of green color. Both leaders then gave an unequivocal denunciation of the traits of white supremacy such as:

• Self-reliance

• Independence

• The Family

• Rational Thought

• Science

Slippy continued and said the only way to combat white supremacy is to put an end to:

• Christianity

• Personal Property

• Planning for the Future

• Timekeeping

• Law

• Making Decisions

What I’m saying is not controversial. In fact, there is broad consensus for all these ideas in the media and academia. We can finish off white supremacy once and for all by cutting it off at the knees. You do this by:

• Getting Rid of the Written Word

• Abandoning Conflict Avoidance

• Abolishing Politeness

This is what it means to support Black Lives Matter and equal rights, which every decent human being does. Understand that systemic racism is exactly like dark matter. You can’t see it or measure it, but we know it’s there because otherwise our theory would be wrong.