Crockett Runs Ad Touting Low IQ Reputation

Just what a low IQ person would do.

In news that has already fatigued several members of our staff, Jasmine Crockett has officially announced her bid for the U.S. Senate.

It’s kind of exhausting really. Crockett has no chance of winning, so it’s worth asking why she is even running.

The announcement came via an ad, apparently released by the Crockett campaign, which was unbelievably strange even by 2025 standards.

The ad focuses on the fact that she is low IQ. It repeats this fact over and over without any background music, all while Crockett moves very slowly.

Why would she do this? Does anyone actually believe she will disprove that she is low IQ after a statewide campaign? Most reasonable people probably will see the release of the ad as further confirmation she is low IQ.

Crockett may be trying to start some kind of grassroots movement of low IQ people in which she will be the leader. That is a much more coherent strategy than saying you are running a traditional campaign on being low IQ, which, I suppose, might be more fairly characterized as having a reputation of being low IQ.

Democrats get around 90% of the black female vote. If Crockett managed to capture 90% of the low IQ population vote, and they turned out for her, she would win.

But hey, maybe those millions of Biden voters who vanished after the 2020 election will respawn and carry her to victory?

It’s a situation, and we are monitoring it closely, just for you.

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