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Current Revolt Reader Closes Portal to Disrupt Abbott’s Curse
Unclear if portal is currently closed.
During Game 6 of the American League Championship Series (ALCS), a Current Revolt reader barehand caught a home run ball and (temporarily) lifted the curse on the Rangers and enabling them to get the W!
Last Friday we reported that Greg Abbott after failing to close the southern border decided to attend Game 3 of the ALCS in order to allegedly perform a satanic ritual causing the Texas Rangers to lose the ALCS and distract Texans from the mess down on the Rio Grande.
It began circulating wildly on the internet that Abbott has a long history of using devil symbols in his personal and public life.
In the immediate aftermath of Abbott’s visit, the Rangers lost 3 games, in a row, at home, and were obliterated in each game.
It seemed as though the portal to hell was wide open and Rangers fans would be robbed of their rightful shot at the World Series; just like Texans are being robbed of their chance to live in a safe neighborhood by the gaping portal to hell on the southern border.
That’s when one of our readers (who asked to remain anonymous) saw a chance to break the evil spell by barehand catching a home run ball from Ranger Mitch Garver.
Shorty thereafter, the Rangers hit a Grand Slam to seal the game.
Game 7 is tonight and we will find out if Abbott’s portal to hell is closed for good (cause we know the border is still wide open).