Brilliant – Dan Patrick Says Re-elect Him Because He Didn’t Get Anything Done
Unlike Democrats, I don’t think Republicans focus-group test any of the statements they plan to make publicly.
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick announced Thursday that he would be seeking re-election in 2022.
“We have more work to do and I’m looking forward to the upcoming special session,” Patrick said in a video accompanying his announcement.
“The Democrats are bragging again that they’re going to turn Texas blue,” Patrick said. “I’m not about to let that happen. We will crush them in 2022.”
It’s OK fellow Voter, I know nothing good happened this session, that’s why we need more of the same.
You know what’s not the same? Democrats.
Republicans are the One True Party. The faith for which we should put our trust to save America.
Under Democrat rule, you’re going to have absolute hell on earth.
For example, under Democrats, the wine lady across the street is going to start taking SSRI drugs, kick her husband out, and try to chemically castrate their son as she broadcasts the experiment publicly on social media.
Under Democrats, we might have even more women on anabolic steroids competing with other women in high school. Can you even imagine more than the very modest number we have now?
What’s that? It’s happening under Republicans now? Well, let’s not focus on that.
Don’t worry, though. We simply need to re elect Dan Patrick to make sure Democrats never try these type of hijinks in Texas.