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Dennis Bonnen Tests Positive — Will He Die?
Dennis Bonnen is the latest Texas politician to test positive for the cold virus that has killed 69,696,969 Texans since the start of the 2020 pandemic.
Today, he announced the shocking news to the world.
Sure, some will say that Bonnen is totally disgraced for being a lying scumbag who was seeking help from outside groups to target his Republican enemies despite being a Republican himself. Well, we say that’s ok because people tell us Dennis is a nice guy.
Normally, out of respect for the office of Speaker and out of respect for Dennis Bonnen’s decades of selfless public service, I would try to sugar coat this news and tell you everything was going to be ok. I’d tell you we’ll get through this together.
But we’re in a pandemic for a reason.
Somebody has to say it.
Dennis Bonnen is a dead man walking.
I hate to break this news to you. I really do.
I’m not a prophet, and I can’t tell the future.
I am, however, a man of faith. And my faith is in science.
Men with low testosterone levels that contract COVID-19 are at far greater risk of dying from the virus, a study has found.
A recent study found men are twice as likely to die from the coronavirus, but clinicians have been unable to determine why this is.
Obviously, this virus is mother nature’s revenge for the gender pay gap.
The hormone is known to help regulate the body’s immune response but when a man has low levels of testosterone, the immune system is not kept in check and can go haywire following infection.
This leads to a so-called cytokine storm which happens when the immune system goes out of control as it tries to kill the pathogen.
There is no hope for Dennis. This is a death sentence for him.
It’s a shame too. He was boldly speaking out against the waste, fraud, and abuse in the latest Covid-omnibus spending bill.
I had hoped that, maybe, Bonnen would be running for Congress soon. I was prepared to quit writing for Current Revolt and join the Dennis Bonnen Campaign as a full-time employee.
While Dennis’ fight against the virus is utterly futile, he can still fight against the out-of-control spending in Washington on our behalf.
With his dying breath, I know Dennis Bonnen will fight for the people of Texas.
If you are reading this, Dennis, you know what to do.