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New Braunfels "Church" Hosting Satanic Drag Show
The church will need an exorcism
Faith Church of United Church of Christ (FCUCC), a synagogue of Satan located in New Braunfels, agreed to host a “family friendly” drag show on its grounds during early May. The fact a so-called “House of God” would hold an event dedicated to mentally sodomizing children is disgusting.
Ironically, among the crossdressers promoted by the supposed church is “May Magdalene,” who spends much of its social media time glorifying Satan. So far, the Satanist enablers at Faith Church haven’t commented.
How a Satan center masqueraded as a church is beyond us, but with the utter lack of discernment displayed by 21st-century Christendom, this shouldn’t be surprising. Infamously, a “church” in Katy held an eerily similar event on its property (though unsurprisingly that church had a history of child grooming and was in the same denomination that platformed cult leader Jim Jones.) There’s an emerging trend in apostate sects to endorse crypto-pederasts and crossdressers getting near children.
Judging by their online presence, FCUCC is ran by Pastrix Carla Cheatham, who’s led the creampuff congregation in the worship of rug-munching and Buttsex-Americans. It’s like they don’t pretend to care about theology.
They’re so worshipful of them, they’ll offer free money for those wanting to “ream through the institutions,” giving them backdoor access to coming in our society; those wanting to retake colleges and universities should be concerned. Apparently, where you expose your “burrito” or “taco” can guarantee elite status; is that something we want to teach?
Fortunately, FCUCC may not have as much influence as they desire. They can barely fill their church with nursing home denizens who won’t remember where they are,
gagged masked grandkids in tow. Evidently, almost nobody goes to church to hear about phallic butt probing.
In case, you thought this church cared about conducting themselves in a semi-decent manner, this is their androgynous leader.
Let’s not forget the utter blasphemies about Jesus sharted by heathen swine, implying he’d support fudge extravaganzas.
And of course, the obligatory implied sacrament to Moloch.
In fact, this isn’t a true church at all considering their ignoring BASIC Christian social and sexual doctrines (1 Corinthians 6:9 for one). Self-annointed churches that don’t affirm salient Christian morality are merely gay bars with tax havens. The next action of the Texas Legislature (the Texas Senate is doing pretty good, not gonna lie) hopefully involves confiscating tax-exempt status from debauchery dens like FCUCC.
Once May 6th arrives, those in New Braunfels and the Comal County area must show up to ensure the debauchees hosting this event are made pariahs in their communities, and no social harm is inflicted. Yes, it’s perfectly okay to pray for the collapse of this event and against those supporting it; ever heard of the “Imprecatory Psalms” (cheat sheet can be found here)? If Jesus threw over temple tables, I’m pretty sure protesting child diddling is permissible.
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