The FBI raided dozens of houses in Texas last month and uncovered the most evil labor scheme this state has ever seen. North Korea has been taking American jobs that rightfully belong to Indians.
Yes dear reader, the problem is now obviously far worse than anyone imagined.
According to the Justice Department, North Koreans have been stealing Americans’ names and Social Security numbers, applying for remote IT jobs at “American” companies, getting hired, and having the company laptop mailed to a house in North Texas. And yes, probably the exact North Texas suburbs you’re thinking of. The outsourcers then did something nobody could have predicted: they outsourced the job again.