After Joseph R. Brandon won the 2020 Presidential election by a massive margin without even campaigning, it was obvious the country was entering a transitory phase into a complete banana republic.

Texas Republicans responded by lowering the criminal penalty for voter fraud, and then gave the Democrat Party the ability to send unsolicited mail-in ballot applications. What could go wrong?

Well…

Today, the Harris County elections website is showing some precincts reporting thousands of percent more turnout than registered voters.

What is going on here, you ask?

What are you some kind of conspiracy theorist?

I bet you don’t even believe Joe Biden is the most popular man who’s ever lived.