WATCH: Frisco ISD School Fight Video is LIT
This is what happens when you stop teaching cursive.
Two gentleman came to fisticuffs inside Frisco High School in a video making the rounds on Friday.
The video begins with Chris Martin of Coldplay playing in the background, setting the stage for what would soon be the cat’s meow.
The two gentleman and scholars are seen walking in the direction of the camera. A gentleman in red pants, Mr. Red, is seen passing his two bits to his butter and egg man, wearing a grey shirt with a hood fastened to the neck.
Mr. Red walks in to the situation like it’s duck soup and some poor sap is about to get the bum’s rush. He even made sure his trousers were at an appropriate setting on his waist.
The two scholars proceed to bump gums and argue about who’s the real high pillow in the joint. Both gentleman argue about moral philosophy, about who’s the real Bruno and who’s a blue-nosed palooka.
Each academic asserts the other ain’t nothing but a pushover, that their girlfriend is a chippy, and inquiries about their mother’s status as a pro-skirt were let fly.
Mr. Red Pants said something to the effect of, “you’re tootin’ the wrong wringer, pal!” and proceeded to give the poor sap some sweet chin music.
Pow! Right in the kisser.
The old chap in the mesh headscarf sure dialed the wrong number this time. He ran into a real hard-boiled, when all he was looking for was an afternoon chew.
These two wise guys offended another culture while they were at it, too. Can you believe the nerve of these twos guys?
Mr. Red is unquestionably the real lounge lizard, having his choice of the dames in FISD.
Tough guys and the occasional dotties man will try and say dust-ups are new to Frisco.
Get sore, gumshoe, cuz they ain’t!