2 years after George Floyd was murdered on the way to a job interview by a Ku Klux Klan member, the Fort Worth Police Department finally responded to accusations the police force is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy to exterminate black people.

On June 1st, the department’s official Facebook page posted a proclamation of unwavering support for man-on-man anal sex, fisting, and bareback orgies.

Across Texas, people began to celebrate the annual 30-days-of-terror where every company informs about the wonders of things like glory holes and Grindr.

Is is the result of Mattie Parker’s leadership in Fort Worth?

If nothing else, she’s signaling she’s ok with turning the police into some kind of Paul Blart operation, only instead of being funny, the cops are there to enforce cultural Marxism and give you dirty looks.

Mattie Parker is even more liberal than Betsy “no iron” Price. No way ol’ Wrinkles Price would allow such a stunt.

Frankly, it’s offensive and cartoonish that people are appropriating Texas cowboy slang for use in the meth-smoking, butt-ramming culture.

Very insensitive considering we are in the middle of a plandemic.

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