In another case of “imagine my shock” and “the weirdest thing since the last weird thing,” a high school in Frisco ISD, a school district north of Dallas, posted an image on Instagram promoting sex toy usage for children.

Frisco ISD immediately did the ol’ “lol we were hacked” move after parents were outraged.

State Rep. Jared Patterson, who has recently made a name for himself as one of the only Republicans in Austin with a spine, immediately called BS on the claim:

The “I was hacked lol!” technique is often used by drunks texting their exes and obviously Patterson saw right through it.

Constituents in Rep. Patterson’s comments were overwhelmingly happy with him calling out the district and asking for answers.

Frisco ISD school board member, Comrade Rene Archambault, immediately scolded Rep. Patterson for publicly calling out the school’s grooming messaging

Archambault also claims that they reason the post was taken down was because they found it “inappropriate” which is different than the official claim by the ISD claiming it was hacked. So who is lying here?

Guess we have some open record requests to file.