Gimmigrant Wire – July 4th Edition
Here are the top Texas gimmigrant grabs this week.
President Donald J. Trump remains committed to reducing housing costs by removing millions of sheisters and questionable criminals from our lands.
Here are the top Texas gimmigrant grabs this week. (Ordered epic to hilarious)
5. Illegal alien let loose in TEXAS found hiding in closet is Wisconsin 17 YEARS LATER.
OCONOMOWOC, Wis. — A fugitive that was on the run for 17 years was captured in Oconomowoc on Tuesday, according to the Cold Case Unit of the U.S. Marshals Service Gulf Coast Violent Offenders and Fugitive Task Force - Corpus Christi Division.
Authorities found Agustin Rivera-Contreras hiding under a pile of clothes in his residence in the Wisconsin city.
If you are ever “found” hiding under a “pile of clothes” and your punishment is getting sent home, I’d say you got off easy.
An arrest warrant in the Southern District of Texas was issued for Rivera-Contreras on Nov. 7, 2007, for violating the conditions of a supervised release. He was under court-ordered supervision for “aiding and abetting to possess with intent to distribute 2.06 kilograms of cocaine.”
Sounds like a sweet guy.
4. Gimmigrant deported before Christmas discovered again—this time with a gun!
A small town East of Dallas has one less illegal alien thanks to Operation Take Back America.
DOJ:
TYLER, Texas – A Mexican national, illegally living in Rains County, has been charged with federal violations in the Eastern District of Texas, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs.
Rigoberto Herrera-Rodriguez, 59, was named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury last week in the Eastern District of Texas charging him with illegally reentering the United States after previously being deported and being an illegal alien in possession of a firearm.
The indictment alleges that on June 4, 2025, Herrera-Rodriguez was found illegally in the United States and in possession of a firearm. Herrera-Rodriguez had been previously deported to Mexico from the United States in December 2024.
Hyphen-Rodriguez was deported around Christmas after he was arrested for DUI. Apparently, this time he was armed and ready to defend his right to drive drunk on our streets.
Should we show the mugshots? Or is that too exhausting?
Don’t act like you don’t know.
3. Illegal alien arrested after leaving child alone for all-night booty call.
No beating around the bush on this one, here’s the mugshot.
This is another top 5 showing out of Midland, TX.
The town follows up a strong performance in June about smuggling a 13-year-old girl into Texas from Mexico to abuse—complete with admitted stolen identities for the smuggled children and everything. Now, the west Texas town has done it again with child abuse allegations resulting from one illegal alien’s desire to Netflix and urgently chill while her baby was “found” naked and alone!
According to the police report, the child was found nude, unclean and appeared to be hungry. Detectives arranged for an emergency forensic interview of the child.
After detectives made contact with Baena-Leiva, she allegedly admitted to knowing and intentionally leaving her five-year-old child home alone while she visited a male acquaintance with the intent to return. She told police that she departed her residence at approximately midnight and returned at 5 a.m.
Trying to drop that anchor baby while she still can!
Sorry, mamacita. We are canceling all these stolen citizenships. When you steal things, you shouldn’t get to keep them.
2. Trump and Paxton colluded against illegal aliens to benefit Americans.
The Trump administration was revealed to be working with Ken Paxton’s office to help all Texans. Apparently, some people don’t like that.
TEXAS — On June 4, the U.S. Department of Justice sued the Lone Star State over the Texas Dream Act, a law which allowed some undocumented students to qualify for in-state tuition. Six hours later, a North Texas judge found the law unconstitutional.
But Thomas A. Saenz, general counsel of the Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund — which is hoping to intervene in the lawsuit — calls this collusion and says it robbed beneficiaries of the law a chance to defend it.
“No defense was put up. There was no consideration by a court of the legal issues because it was the product of collusion between the state attorney general and the U.S. Department of Justice,” said Saenz.
As soon as I read “Mexican,” I stopped caring.
This gentleman wants you to know that he identifies as a man.
The moment you’ve all been waiting for. The number 1 gimmigrant of the week.
1. Indian scams Indian with Visa Fraud, Gets Deported
An Indian is thankfully back in India and is telling reporters the harrowing tale of his incredible journey that is very believable and real.
The Indian press is reporting it is sad because he tried to enter Texas “legally” while hiding in a truck, but apparently this was only because he was tricked by another Indian who promised him a visa!
“He told us I’d first go to Europe and then be taken to the US through Central America. One of our relatives in Italy helped me get a nine-month farm visa. I reached Verona, stayed there for eight days, and then flew to Rome.”
From there, Vishal’s ordeal began in earnest — a grueling journey that took him from Brazil to Colombia, then through Panama’s deadly jungle routes.
“I walked for four days through the Panama forest, climbed three mountains, waded through neck-deep rivers, and heard the roars of wild animals at night,” he recalled. “I don’t know how I made it out alive. We saw dead bodies on the way. Women with babies were walking alongside us.”
He claims he thought he was entering our country legally as he passed dead bodies on the cartel’s rape trails. Our reporters were unable to verify if he is lying or just retarded.
He eventually made it to Mexico after traveling through Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, and Guatemala, mostly by bus, paying for each leg with money wired by his younger brother back home.
Paying the cartels as-you-go—sort of like a subscription for organized crime—is common with illegal aliens.
He admitted his larger plan was to smuggle his entire family over, crimes he planned to commit at a later date.
“I squatted the entire 1,000-km journey, unable to move an inch,” he said. But just before reaching the U.S. border, their vehicle was intercepted. Vishal was arrested and imprisoned in Texas for 10 months.
Apparently the Indians are trying to bring the metric system directly into Texas.
Here’s hoping the Indian spam callers take the day off for the holiday!
Wow! imagine what America would be like without such diversity