On Saturday, the people of Texas celebrated in the streets as Lacey Hull was welcomed into the Austin Capitol building.
Lacey Hull was recently elected as the Queen of the Republic of Texas.
Being super classy and modest, Lacey has requested an office that is “nice, but nothing too fancy.”
The Queen’s modest arraignments were handcrafted with care by her loyal subjects.
When they messed up and broke something (because they are not worthy to kiss the queen’s shoes,) she treated them with the utmost kindness.
Outside the Capitol, large crowds cheered that the day was finally here. The Queen has ascended to her throne.
A group of young activists were there to support the Queen. The group called for installing what they referred to as a “sex dictatorship.”
There was one rule change at the Capitol that had people talking.
Subjects entering the Capitol must now wear a mask around the Queen, as they are not fit to breathe the same air as her majesty.
Things are already looking up for 2021!