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Hoes Mad as Texas Abortion Ban Goes into Effect
The State of Texas now has sole ownership of women’s bodies within its borders.
Negotiations on how exactly to run the forced breeding programs are already underway.
A deeply divided Supreme Court is allowing a Texas law that bans most abortions to remain in force, stripping most women of the right to an abortion in the nation’s second-largest state.
The court voted 5-4 early Thursday to deny an emergency appeal from abortion providers and others that sought to block enforcement of the law that went into effect Wednesday.
The Texas law, signed by Republican Gov. Greg Abbott in May, prohibits abortions once medical professionals can detect cardiac activity, usually around six weeks and before most women know they’re pregnant.
The law also includes a “laid & paid loophole.”
This doctor spent all night thinking about the new law, trying to come up with ways to avoid the new restrictions.
She finally arrived at the brilliant conclusion that you can avoid the need for an abortion by not getting pregnant.
It didn’t take MSNBC long to find out where this is all going.
That’s right, Rachel. We’re all bounty hunters now.
All women will be surveilled if they are not in the hospital giving birth.
Their Instagram accounts and Tinder profiles will now be monitored by the Texas Rangers for high risk behavior, such as getting tattoos, wearing choker necklaces, and taking too many selfies.
It is now time for all good men to come to the aid of the babies and put these hoes on lockdown.
Sure, women can still leave their house. We’re not the Taliban. But they will be on lockdown coverage.
Abortion is now illegal and We the People are going to get rich off its abolition.
If you need some extra cash, consider snitching on these hoes. You may have to travel, but that’s ok. You know how it’s done.