Inside the Shady Texas Migrant Facility with an Airport
Director Limp Wrist spoke with the press.
Located just minutes from South Padre Island, a former military installation has been transformed into a secretive “processing center” for “migrants,” and public access has been cut off since the Covid lockdowns.
After a few migrants died at the facility and a whistleblower exposed habitually clogged toilets, Port Isabel Service Processing Center recently opened its doors to the media to show the world its many upgraded amenities.
In recent years, the facility was known for housing Guatemalan gang members on their final stop before being deported.
Whether a foreigner is a known killer, or they simply ran out of money to pay the next bribe, sometimes a small percentage of illegal aliens are removed from America using a rare technique called “deportation.” Donald Trump, while serving in his capacity as the Greatest President Ever, had his administration hilariously saying he was going to start sending migrant children to the Port Isabel gang unit to be deported with the criminals.
Today, inmates in Port Isabel are 100% military-aged men and are assigned a particular color to wear when they arrive.
“It is one of nine in the U.S. that treats asylum cases at a faster rate.” - Local NBC Affiliate
This place even has an airport, for those times when asylum cases need to be treated very quickly and secretly.
LOS FRESNOS, Texas (ValleyCentral) — For the first time in years, the Port Isabel Detention Center in Los Fresnos gave the media a tour of the facility
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As the migrants are processed, they are provided information in up to 15 languages and a $40 stipend to spend in the facility for snacks.
Mmmmm… snacks.
Many people are saying the snacks are great.
There is nothing to see here, I’m quite sure.
"The individuals we have detained here in Port Isabel, individuals who pose a national security risk, a danger to public safety, or they cross into the United States recently.”
The feds trotted out this guy named Miguel to prove everything is fine. Would you trust this face?
Why did ICE invite the media now, and why didn’t they give Current Revolt an invitation?
It’s my opinion that this story ain’t nothing but an election deflection to placate the average Texan who has an objection about using an infection to cover up for the fraudulent election of a president who can’t get an erection, with any attempted correction or redirection treated as insurrection in connection with a Texas disconnection.
Truly, this is what I think.
He says people are going to California and Arizona, but they will just be shipped to Texas once they are picked up.
“It really depends on what is going on as migration right as you guys are aware is shifting to the west, so it has probably diminished a bit but it is only a matter of time before those facilities in the west get full and their detainees will be transferred that way.”
The American media is focusing on the deportation specialists at Port Isabel, but you have to look to foreign press to tell you about Arlington, TX, which is apparently the hottest asylum town west of the Mississippi.
After a full investigation, we have determined the Port Isabel Service Processing Center is not a nefarious human trafficking nexus. It more closely aligns with a taxpayer Funded Airbnb extended-stay on the beach.
Our verdict?
Many such cases.
It’s my opinion that this story ain’t nothing but an election deflection to placate the average Texan who has an objection about using an infection to cover up for the fraudulent election of a president who can’t get an erection, with any attempted correction or redirection treated as insurrection in connection with a Texas disconnection.
Genius dude, love it.
What keeps that region of Texas unpopulated besides the heat & hurricanes?
I'd been intrigued with wintering in Big bend, as Winters here in Minnesota suck, then came Biden and the flow and the tales of woe.
No way can that face or that hand be trusted with anything.