Introducing the Official Texas First Uniform™

Time to talk about how y’all are dressing

Hannah Kim’s guest article on modesty really got us thinking about how we dress and why we dress.

The way you dress and groom yourself is a direct reflection of your beliefs and is often the first impressions you make on others. This makes it critically important.

With that in mind, it’s time to reveal Current Revolt’s official…

Texas First Uniform

For the Men

Your goal is to maximize your masculinity, and nothing does that quite like double denim. It’s durable, rugged, and 100% American. It exudes strength and confidence, two attributes that are essential if we’re going to save Texas.

Make sure those jeans are boot cut and the leather on your boots is exotic. Remember to wear your boots every day (you should only be wearing tennis shoes at the gym, fellas).

WARING! Stay away from anything ‘Skinny’ and ‘European’ cut.

Outside of formal events, this should be your go-to look. You’ll always be ready to work, cruise in your truck or kick some leftist ass Rick Perry-Style.

Suit up gentlemen

For the Ladies

Throw those pants and animal prints away! let your feminine essence shine with floral print dresses. Keeping it modest maximizes your sexiness while avoiding inciting lust. These classic styles evoke a memory of Texas when women dedicated their lives to God and their families

This look also goes excellent with 4-10 kids

Check out that denim jacket!

Looking your best makes you more effective in every aspect of your life, especially in politics. You’ll never see Alex Stein in anything, but a well-tailored suit. So take some time and learn to dress.

If you’re a man, I highly recommend The Appearance of Power by Tanner Guzy

If you’re a lady and you can’t learn from your mother, start watching old episodes of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman and Little House on the Prairie regularly; you should be able to take it from there.

Time to dress to impress!

This could be you, but you’re wearing sweat pants