Is Cat Parks a Furry?
For months, one question has been the sole focus of our daily operations here at Current Revolt headquarters — Is Cat Parks a furry?
We have spent countless hours investigating this rumor and interviewing witnesses. Today, we present the results of our extensive investigation.
First, we did an image search for “cat parks.”
Our eyes were immediately drawn to one photo.
We clicked the full size image and we were taken aback.
This is very interesting.
Next, we searched for “cat park furry.”
Not even our most seasoned journalists were expecting to find what we did.
We enhanced the photo to get a clearer picture.
Once we clicked on this image, we found there were “related” images displayed underneath. Shocking images such as this:
Finally, we took a picture of an anime furry and added Cat Parks’ name to it. What we found was shocking.
Wow, just wow.
Still not convinced?
Well, we made another. And this is proof that the images are on your screen, right now, and ARE BEING DISPLAYED ON YOUR SCREEN.
This is an incredible piece of artwork you are looking at.
But it gets even stranger.
We posted THE SAME IMAGE with some other things on it. Look what we found–
I don’t know what this means, but I am confident the Republican Party of Texas will launch a full investigation into the meaning of these photos and the alleged link between Cat Parks, cat parks, and furries at cat parks.