That Jeff Leach is the Abraham Lincoln of Texas, and every time he speaks it’s like the Gettysburg Address and many people are moved to tears.

But unlike Lincoln, who wanted to send all the black people back to Africa citing their extreme differences, Jeff Leach seems to worship them as the literal living embodiment of America as an abstract ideal.

This kind of simping is just Leach’s thing now, and has been for a while. It really went into overdrive after saw George Floyd hunted for sport by the KKK in an online stream by Derek Chauvin.

My point is — this weird stuff is what he cares most about and puts the most thought into. What is going on here? Do you know anyone who talks like this?

Finally, if you’re going to celebrate Juneteenth, please do it right.