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KXAN Attempts to Prevent Lakeside Fun
They are coming for your inner tubes.
Despite the hysteria largely falling off due to the war in Ukraine and the public’s general ennui with it, KXAN (among many other media outlets) continues to fear monger about corona.
Running the headline, “DATA: 644 new COVID-19 cases, 0 new deaths reported in the KXAN viewing area Friday”, KXAN editors were apparently too busy to also publish, “The Sky Remains Blue” or “Man Touches Grass; Gains New Lease on Life”.
Current Revolt maintains this image is the only corona you should be concerned about. Well, throw a lime in there and use a koozie, but same thing. Don’t let a bad flu which only really effects the elderly and the obese (ya know, like a flu) ruin your summer.
We’ll see you on the lake!