Sultry Communist Temptress Lina Hidalgo has Covid-19
Say it ain’t so shawty.
Just days after Lina Hidalgo was downgraded from citizen to breeding stump by the Supreme Court, she now is having to endure Covid-19, a virus which disproportionally affects Columbianan-born communist politicians ruling over Americans.
Thankfully, the Democrat ruling over the citizens of Houston is vaccinated and boosted, which means instead of spontaneously combusting into a geyser of flames, she just has a low-grade fever.
It’s unknown at the time of writing whether or not the 31-year-old County Judge will have to miss any workouts due to the diagnosis.
Just think, the Harris County Judge’s body is just being ravaged by Covid-19 right now. She’s been thrown against the wall and mercilessly infected by a spike protein going in and out, in and out, in and out of her cells.
Our thoughts are with Lina, and we urge her not to wait to get vaccinated again, every day if possible, until Covid-19 is extinct.
Get well soon, shawty.