Lina to Hire 5 People to Fight Climate Racism

What about climate LGBT?

Mental health sex symbol Lina Hidalgo announced on X she is ready to put your money where her mouth is by expanding a government program to hire people to change the weather.

The Harris County Judge is a firm believer in The Science™ and knows the climate ain’t going to change itself. In order to prevent the Earth from turning into Dante’s Inferno, Judge Hidalgo is planning to save the earth while also being trendy and woke about it.

For those who don’t know, let me show you what climate change looks like.

Yep, that line is the climate. Any questions?

Lina explaining The Science™ to several men

Here’s a little background on what this is all about.

The reader may not be aware, but some communities are underserved when it comes to the climate. That’s why Harris County (Houston) created the Office of Sustainability.

Created an Office of Sustainability (OS) to combat the underlying causes and disproportionate impact of climate change on marginalized communities by making community-driven improvements to air, water, and soil quality, committing to the use of clean energy, improving flood resilience with natural infrastructure practices, reducing greenhouse gas emissions, and providing every resident access to quality green space.

As a servant of the people, Lina plans to go to war with bad weather by hiring 5 additional people to work for the government. For all the doubters and limited government-types, here is the projected impact of these 5 additional government employees on the climate.

Who can debate Science? No one. It is simply a matter of explaining it to people.

“Race communism” doesn’t sit well with voters. However, “green” sounds like a pretty cool agenda to get behind.

Doesn’t this give you the warm and fuzzies?

Look at this photo and tell me with a straight face that you aren’t willing to spend 5x as much for gas and electricity to make the entire world look like the green hill from Windows XP.

You quite simply can not.

It’s great to see the government finally spending money on random, retarded crap like changing the weather to fight racism.