17 Things to Watch for in LUPE’s First Hundred Days
Preparations are being made for Lupe Valdez to be installed as the military governor of Texas after the Great Die-Off of the vaccinated set to occur after the March primaries.
Lupe has been working closely with Speaker Dade Phelan (very friendly) and Lupe has presented the Speaker with her agenda.
It doesn’t matter what you think about it, because there’s nothing you can do to stop it.
First 100 Days
Anyone can edit their birth certificate online
Voting laws abolished, voting now year-round
Racism is illegal (death penalty)
Vaccine contention among citizens is ended (purebloods killed)
Doing MAGA is outlawed
Free the nipple established by Executive Order
Free the bottom is signed but then quickly rescinded
Climate change halted (sunny, 71 degrees year round)
Daylight savings time is ended (racist)
Make contact with aliens (they agree with Democrat CRT agenda)
Texas secedes (joins global government)
Crime is legalized for racial justice
Crime is outlawed for whites for even more racial justice
Property taxes are abolished (private property abolished)
State Motto changed to “everyone’s a little gay”
Meat consumption is banned (it’s basically climate racism)
Pronouns in bios is the law of the land
I for one won’t be happy with anything less than a military dictatorship, united under our new Leader.