Many People Are Saying (1/10/25)
Weekly Texas rumors, gossip, and other things we're hearing.
Welcome to “Many People Are Saying,” our once a week paid-subscriber article where we feature rumors we’re hearing, inside gossip in the political world, and other interesting things going on in our great state of Texas.
This week:
Mysterious leftist self-doxxes after arrest!
Denton GOP page lists Brent Hagenbuch as leader.
Pro-Cook petition backed by majority of county chairs (Map included)
Disgraced Texas journalist attacks American growth
Mysterious Leftist Self-Doxxes After Arrest
Today’s feature story brings awareness to mental health.
Imagine you are a boomer living in one of the wealthiest areas of DFW. You live in a million-dollar home, you consider yourself a real man, a progressive Democrat. You want to stop racial hatred more than anything else. You also really hate white people.
But after Obama, everything changed. You were diagnosed with full-blown Trump Derangement Syndrome. Nevertheless, he/him persisted.
You still fight for all the right causes, obviously. You drive an electric car because you want your grandchildren to enjoy better weather than you had growing up. But times keep getting harder, and mentally, you just don’t know how much longer you can go. Every time you hit the push-button start on your Tesla, all you feel is pain.
Today, we report on the purported arrest of the Reddit celebrity “Sign Guy.” A virulent leftist who protests Trump in Denton County on random street corners at random times. His preferred method of political protest is crass vulgarity bordering on public obscenity.
Prior investigations into the identity of the man failed to produce a name. When a reporter with the Dallas Observer attempted to interview the man, he responded by brandishing his pistol and telling the reporter his name is “Phred Phlinstone.”
Current Revolt has received information that the man terrorizing North Texas with his bad memes is Gordon Jones of Double Oak. The apparent unmasking of the man’s identity comes after Jones was arrested for—you won’t believe it—unlawfully carrying a firearm.
