Many People Are Saying (5/30/25)

Weekly Texas rumors, exclusive scoops, and other things we're hearing.

Welcome to “Many People Are Saying,” our once a week paid-subscriber article where we feature rumors we’re hearing, inside gossip in the political world, and other interesting things going on in our great state of Texas.

• Proud Venezuelan Illegal Alien Kills Texas Teen in Hit-and-Run

• Conservative Rally Promoter Goes on Schizo Rant about AG Ken Paxton

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Proud Venezuelan Illegal Alien Kills Texas Teen in Hit-and-Run

An illegal alien was living the American Asylum Dream when she allegedly drove her jet ski into the skull of an 18-year-old Texas woman before fleeing the scene at Grapevine Lake over the Memorial Day weekend.

We say allegedly—but c’mon. It’s no secret that illegals treat living in our country like they’re characters in Grand Theft Auto. For most of them, the worst consequence they face is being sent home.

In fact, the alleged killer, with the very illegal-sounding name, Daikerlyn Alejandra Gonzalez Gonzalez, is now in process for federal “removal proceedings” according to Grapevine Police. She will soon get a fresh start with criminal street credibility in her home country of Venezuela.

It’s not clear if she was actually seeking asylum, but there is no reason not to since anyone from a country more dangerous than the United States can easily fake their way into staying forever using what many people are saying is the shithole asylum loophole.

Judging purely by her vibe, she probably decided those immigration forms weren’t worth getting off the couch for.

But it’s actually worse. This is just further proof that we need to deport all immigrants and start over.

A website with a very hilarious-sounding name documented the woman’s digital footprints—footprints they claim she desperately tried to erase while laying low.

Scallywag and Vagabond

In a Wednesday night update from the Texas Attorney General’s Office, Ken Paxton confirmed both Daikerlyn Alejandra Gonzalez who was driving the jetski that killed Ava Renee Moore on Lake Grapevine, and the male who helped her get away from the scene were in the United States illegally, with both hailing from Venezuela, with both arrested on Wednesday.

Leading up to her arrest, social media sleuths had identified the wanted woman as Alejandra Glen after connecting her Instagram account to that of images shared by Texas authorities. Of note in the hours after Sunday afternoon’s tragedy, images that had existed under the handle, tublanquita1205 were removed, indicating Gonzalez knew she was wanted and seeking to erase her social media profile.

This is where the scam enters the chat.

Illegal aliens spend every day in our country lying and scheming so casually that even seasoned crooks are envious. They each have their own special blend of scam packed inside their personal scam taco. Apparently, Empanada XXL was running a vast catfishing conspiracy by spreading misleading sexy pics online.

Note the Venezuelan flags. That’s called “rubbing it in the stupid American’s faces.”

The Grapevine Police Department never mentioned the woman was an illegal alien, except in a weird and cryptic way after she was captured. It’s safe to assume they haven’t arrested many illegal aliens over the years—and now another Texan has died because of it.

Are Texan men so thirsty that we need to import foreign women to get fat and kill us on the lake?

DISCLAIMER: Dade Phelan wants me to tell you the above image was generated with highly advanced deep fake quantum computing Microsoft Paint artificial intelligence, and it is not a real photo of Sam Houston reacting to this story.

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Rally Host Goes on Schizo Rant in X Space

A common trait among political has-beens is running for office once, losing by a wide margin, and then using their failed campaign as a title for everything to cling to some semblance of relevance. This applies even to those who received only 4% of the vote in a race with 1,900,000 voters.

There are many people like this.