It’s March Madness!
And here at Current Revolt, we do not condone the sportsball obsession of people (especially young men) in our great state, but we also don’t want you to be that weirdo who won’t have a good time with their friends. You know who doesn’t watch sports? Dade Phelan, don’t be like Dade.
You should take the opportunity to play sports with your friends. It builds camaraderie, it’s a great workout and it’s definitely superior to running endlessly on a treadmill like a hamster.
Televised sports should be treated like art; you turn it on, watch the beauty of the game, turn it off, and go about your life. No obsessing over the crap they show on ESPN or listening to hours of sportsball radio/podcasts.
People don’t listen to the political opinions of weirdos, so be cool, fill out a bracket, drink a Shiner, and maybe win some money on that 15-seed upset.
Anyway, don’t be weird and enjoy these memes.
Winner:
runner-up:
The rest of team: