Miniature Texas Cyclops, Dan Crenshaw Attacks 6’2” Patriot, Alex Stein
Crenshaw cries out in pain as he strikes you
During a series of street encounters in Washington DC with Alex Stein, Texas Congressman, Dan “Eyepatch McCain” Crenshaw, became so flustered by two-eyed Stein he lashed out violently.
We’re being told that the Congressman was attempting to harm Stein physically, but due to lack of depth perception, a common dysfunction for cyclopes, he only managed to hit Stein’s phone.
The altercation, allegedly, began when Crenshaw noticed Stein’s stylish RayBan sunglasses and realized his $10 gas station pair made him look like a little boy.
Stein then began questioning the Congressman about his strong ties to the globalist agenda to destroy Texas. He asked why Crenshaw wanted to send our money and our sons to die in frivolous wars overseas, while our borders are overrun with alien invaders.
Crenshaw, unable to answer or counter any of the questions, attempted to smear the handsome Stein with false allegations of assault. When that didn’t deter him, he resorted to what most cowardly politicians do when they can’t take criticism, hiding behind veterans.
I thought navy seals were supposed to be tough? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Watching Crenshaw fall to pieces in under three minutes is embarrassing. It proves he is weak and incapable of representing Texas.
As more people adopt Alex Stein’s tactics and begin confronting their local politicians, in the streets, at their homes, and at their offices, we will be able to drive these grifters out of office and be able to truly advance a Texas First agenda.
Keep up the good work, Alex.