New Bill Proposes Fake Ban on Free Legal Services for Illegal Aliens

The "gibs" that keep on giving

A while back, the Supreme Court blocked Trump’s mass deportations on grounds that illegal aliens needed “due process,” though critics argued that border hordes have no right to be here to begin with. It’s like if a burglar breaks into your house, but you can’t expel him without eons-long hearings he won’t show up to.

Despite lacking any constitutional or rational basis, some Texas republicans are already caving to SCOTUS.

For example, Rep. Ellen Troxclair, who barely avoided a runoff in the 2024 GOP primary, filed HB 5602, a bill supposedly banning taxpayer-funded legal assistance to invaders. However, an odd line stuck out while reading her proposal.

As everyone knows, third world infiltrators possess no rights under the US Constitution. So, what’s Troxclair alluding to? Most likely, she’s caving to SCOTUS’s decree they get “due process,” which includes taxpayer-funded public defenders who’ll obstruct deportations. Let’s take a look at how certain law groups soothe illegal aliens’ concerns about state-sponsored free lawyers. In a nutshell, HB 5602 does nothing much to fix Texas’s current predicament.

So far, no amendments are being proposed to fix or clarify this line. Though useless legislation (except to maybe deter a primary rival), the Texas GOP uncritically promoted the bill as aligning with the “Border Enforcement” priority.

To look at the live consequences of years of similar con artistry, look no further than the below. Under the present order, Third Worlders can drive into your house, and can still expect “due process” freebies.

Being controlled opposition, we at Current Revolt are expecting another “most conservative session ever,” complete with the usual scams and chest-beating. We also expect no legislation to pass that’d challenge SCOTUS.

Of all three branches of the federal government, none has done more to subvert Texas than the Judicial. For instance, in the 1982 ruling Plyler v. Doe, which started in Tyler ISD, the Supreme Court forced Texas to accept illegal aliens taking advantage of taxpayer-funded schools. In fact, Tennessee is doing more to fight SCOTUS’s misdeeds than Texas.

In related news, there’s nothing keeping younger border squatters from getting “school choice.” Turns out the alleged “Right Wing” welfare scheme also benefits Leftist-backing demographics. As ESA apostle Corey DeAngelis might say, it’s going to be a “jerk off race” to the border.

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Thankfully, there’s good news: it turns out you can just do things. Texas can ignore the Supreme Court and pass laws to protect itself from the consequences of border invasions. Considering precedents like President Andrew Jackson ignoring SCOTUS in Cherokee Nation v. Georgia, and Abraham Lincoln ignoring it in Ex parte Merryman (when Lincoln suspended Habeas Corpus in certain areas), Texas could do similarly in fixing the ultimate emergency: the fact millions of border squatters still occupy this state.

At present, we’re still waiting for someone to test if these words remain true. With Texan houses finally affordable and traffic nose-diving after millions get deported, history will thank you.