At 8:52pm on December 23, Vice Chair of the Republican Party of Texas, Cat Parks, sent out a picture which contains a gummified depiction of penises of color.
WARNING, NOT SAFE FOR WORK
UNCENSORED PICTURE BELOW:
Parks may be unaware but she has potentially committed a crime in the state of Texas.
Current Revolt has launched a full investigation into this act of digital flashing.
Current Revolt spoke to several (2) of our readers to ask if they consented to viewing Parks’ gummy penises, they unanimously said they did not.
Based on this, we believe Parks may have broken the law.
This is a developing story.
Current Revolt has also launched a half investigation as to who sent the actual package of gummy penises to Cat Parks.
A lead we are chasing suggests that there is at least one elected official who is known to send out “chocolate buttholes.” Current Revolt is working to confirm if said individual has simply switched to gummy penises instead.