Railroad Commission Candidate funded by $2 Mil. in Tr*nny money

Republican Weed lawyer funded by Tr*ns rancher.

In the early 2000’s you’d never see a title like this, even in a Democrat rag. Hell, you probably wouldn’t see anything like this in 2010’s.

But it’s 2022 and it’s a free for all for insanity so a transgender rancher giving $2 million to a “Republican” candidate posing half nude in a mini-campaign ad is pretty normal.

@theunicornlawyerThey always call me crazy until it works #picasso #sarah4rrc #dobetter #unicorntribe #art #freespeech #liberty #freedom #texas #GOP #govote #primaries

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Editors note: We’ve all seen the video at this point. There’s definitely something not ok with stooping to this campaigning level in a Republican race. Republicans should do better, and our daughters deserve better role models. We hope campaigning off nudity ends with Stogner’s race.

Sarah Stogner, weed lawyer and candidate for Railroad Commissioner, is in a runoff election against certified boomer and incumbent, Wayne Christian.

Stogner ran on claims she wasn’t old, corrupt, and boring like Christian. The messaging, and boobs, clearly worked. She triggered a runoff in a five-way race.

Triggering this runoff is incredibly impressive and Stogner took a very well-deserved victory lap on TikTok.

@theunicornlawyerSee y’all Monday #sarah4rrc #unicorntribe #gonefishing #keylargo #nofear #girlswhofish #lawyersoftiktok

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Getting past that runoff takes real money though, and Stogner’s roommate, Ashley Watt gave her a very generous $2 million.

Watt, a very wealthy west Texas rancher, is also transsexual, which Texas scorecard went ahead and deadnamed her already so here’s the accompanying pics.

Andrew(Ashley) Watt, via John Seibels Walker

Ashley Watt now

Watt’s involvement in this race stems from beef with Chevron, who she claims failed to prevent toxic water from leaking into her farmland. If true, Watt has a legitimate complaint.

@theunicornlawyerReply to @jbrick56 you must be new here. Let me help catch you up. And you should get your well water tested if you live in Permian. #zombiewells #RRC

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Sources across Texas have mixed predictions on this race. A west Texas source claims “all the MAGA pro-Trump dudes are telling me they’re voting for ‘the chick with the nice rack.’”

Moderates are also backing Stogner, as many tell us she’s very socially liberal. Democrat sources also told us they’re supporting Stogner as well.

Things might not turn out great for ol’ Wayne.