Current Revolt has uncovered a bombshell revelation revealing the identity of the man responsible for the hoax lockdowns and mask mandates in Texas.

The man’s real name is not known. But it does appear he is a Chinese spy who has, up until this point in time, been wearing a rubber mask and going by the name “Gregory Abbott.” It is unclear why he has chosen to take off the mask.

This is the most interesting development in the coronavirus pandemic since we learned it was “literally just the flu” in March, and subsequently learned it was “literally just a cold” in July.

The silver lining here is this is a much more believable explanation than an American governor trying to destroy everyone’s life for no coherent reason.

Tommy Oliver reporting