Tan Beauty Queen Lina Hidalgo Asked About Her Corruption
Ok, she is raising your taxes, but like, she doesn’t even grow hair on her body.
The Democratic County Judge in Harris County, Lina Hidalgo, continues to keep her weight down as she goes head-to-head with her Republican opponent, Alex Mealer, in the most-watched election in Texas.
Mealer has an extremely confusing name, which should have been dealt with before the camapign. She is often referred to as “Alex Mealer,” but apparently she has a bunch of other names.
How many names is she planning to have?
Both women are living up the the woman stereotype and spending money like there’s no tomorrow.
Political activist Alex Rosen recently made an appearance at one of Hidalgo’s meet-ups. He asked her a bunch of questions about the criminals working underneath her, as well as her spending priorities.
It was hard to focus on the accusations with Lina batting those big beautiful brown eyes.
Alex Rosen asked a group of Lina groupies “Why is murder up exponentially in this county?”
A woman answers “We’re in a pandemic and there’s inflation.”
Alex was then mobbed by the group of mutants who were guarding the goddess Lina.
They ran him off and took his phone!
Then there was this guy.
We will continue to monitor all of Lina Hidalgo’s movements until she agrees to go on a date with us.
This is Tommy Oliver reporting for Lina Watch.