Ted Cruz Hit by Beer Can at Astros Parade

It was a high capacity beer can.

It’s absolutely ridiculous that, here we are in 2022, and anyone can walk into a store and purchase alcohol with no background check.

Alcohol deaths are a pandemic and we almost lost Senator Cruz to a senseless act of alcohol violence.

TMZ:

According to the Houston Police Dept., a 33-year-old man who allegedly threw the beer can was arrested at the scene.

"The beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area," cops said. "The Senator did not require medical attention."

Alien Truther Wildwest @wcgroovy

Beer flies at Ted Cruz during Astros World Series Parade

Why does anyone need 16 ounces of beer?

Has anyone not heard of moonshine?

CR staff brewing moonshine during the 2020 Covid lockdowns

16 ounces of domestic beer could be replaced by half an ounce of moonshine, and then we wouldn’t have to live with the constant threat of leftist beer chuckers.

It’s time to ban cheap domestic beer and unleash the power of moonshine.

Leftists are totally unhinged and prone to unprovoked violence.

Be sure to vote Republican on Tuesday to let them know they are in fact alone in their delusions.