News of politicians and affairs are about as common in politics as a leftist with a mask on.

Such is the case with “the most conservative session in history” and the “family values” reps across the Texas GOP.

We genuinely feel sorry for the wives of Texas politicians. Seriously.

A mysterious Twitter account by the name of @PermianDickDeal AKA The Dick Dealer has appeared and has been tagging all sorts of interesting people in what are alleged affairs between Brooks Landgraf and one of his staffers.

Those included in The Dick Dealer’s tweets:

• Brooks Landgraf

• Greg Abbott

• Dade Phelan

• John Raney

• Shelby Landgraf

• Charlotte Blakemore

• Dan Patrick

Being the Texas Newspaper of Record and also experts on these sorts of things, we immediately reached out to @PermianDickDeal for more info.

And disappoint he did not.

The Dick Dealer has sent us the following video. We will warn that the language is graphic so viewer discretion is advised.

We asked Mr. Dealer for more context on the video. He pointed out and mentioned several things.

• This is an alleged conversation between the owner of the account and Rep. Brooks Landgraf’s Twitter DM’s.

• This conversation is happening live, see the “new message” alert.

• The Dick Dealer alleges the woman involved is a staffer.

• This alleged affair was ongoing between 2016-current

Mr. Dealer also promised Texans more content and videos to come. He claims he has information on pay to play involving trading sex for access to Governor Greg Abbott. He also claims to have something involving Ted Cruz.

The Dick Dealer is actively releasing more content on his Twitter page and claims that the next info he will send Current Revolt will cause a “girthquake across Texas politics.”

In the meantime he included these very rare selfies of Rep Brooks Landgraf:

Gross.

Very interesting…

Nobody should take Texas Values Action’s endorsements seriously anymore.

To be continued…