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The Texas EBTpocalypse Survival Guide

9/11 for "Hot Cheeto Girls" is upon us

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Tex Rex
Oct 31, 2025
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Will the prophecy be fulfilled?

So far, there’s only one day left till the “EBTpocalypse,” when the US is set to run out of food stamp benefits for more than 40 million people, 3.5 million of whom are in Texas. Many of these beneficiaries aren’t happy about the benefits ending; some are even threatening insurrection. Many professionals with 6 kids and 8 baby daddies are even threatening to rob and murder people who work for a living.

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