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Trans-American Chinaman Turns Office into Brothel

The Capitol is starting to smell bad.

Gordon Bombay
May 5, 2023
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The Texas Capitol building has become the latest Grindr hotspot in Texas and Gene Wu (肏你妈) is the man responsible.

In a bold move, the Trans-American Texas Rep. is opening his office to the LGBTP community who just can’t wait for their next sexual encounter.

LGBTPs are obsessed with orgasms. They literally can’t think of anything else. This obsession eventually consumes them and becomes their entire identity. They become singularly focused on making sure you know they are having orgasms, who they like to have them with, and how they like to have them.

It’s sexual identity ALL THE TIME.

That face when you just got off

So it’s no surprise that they can’t go a few hours without needing a spot to….ya know.

We heard reports of strange sounds coming out of his office and there is an STD testing truck outside on the road, so if you’re in Austin today, be careful!

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Harshmallow3000
May 7Liked by Gordon Bombay

Gene Wu is the most vile std of all. I'd be worried about catching him.

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Tommy Oliver
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SAD!

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