Current Revolt heard of the singles meet up planned by True Texas Project for the Sounds of Spring concert in North Richland Hills. This author went undercover as a Chick-Fil-A cow to scope it out.

Sadly, the average attendee would have been equally at home at a Tommy Bahamas. Besides the one couple who couldn’t stop making out to notice a 6-foot cow standing in front of them, nine men, seven women all with an average age of 55 showed up. Tragic, really. One wonders if these poor souls had damaged their DirectTV box and lost all their recorded episodes of Wheel of Fortune and Hannity.

Sadly, in order to avoid getting the stench of Werther’s Originals and khaki shorts on myself, this author beat a hasty retreat.