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BREAKING: CURRENT REVOLT OFFERS BOUNTY FOR DEMOCRAT HIDING IN TEXAS
Current Revolt has learned by scrolling through Facebook that Democrat insurrectionist Leo Pacheco was not with the rest of Texas Democrats on the freaky flight to DC, but is hiding from law enforcement at an undisclosed location.
The original lead in this investigation into this dangerous fugitive came from a screenshot from an email purported to be from the outlaw Representative.
He further bragged about it in comments, which villains tend to do when they are committing heinous crimes.
CURRENT REVOLT IS OFFERING A REWARD FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF LEO PACHECO
If you have any information on the whereabouts of Leo Pacheco, please email tips to email@example.com. Please do not attempt to apprehend Mr. Pacheco as he is considered old and dangerous.
Reward: $500 and a CR mug
This is not a joke. The future of our democracy depends on putting Leo Pacheco in jail forever.