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End of SOY: Allen West Kicks off WBS with Push-Up Challenge
Allen West unveiled what can only be described as a super masculine dog whistle on Tuesday coinciding with the start of White Boy Summer.
The Beloved and Respected Leader and Eternal Father of the Grassroots released a promo video where he posthumously flexed on the pride of a beta male reporter who declined the 60-year-old West’s challenge to match his push-up count.
The crowd burst into laughter as the reporter chickened out.
Clearly West had at least 500 more push-ups in him.
You should never trust a man who can’t do 30 pushups.
You really should aim to be able to do 60 push ups at a minimum if you want to command any kind of respect.