World in Shock as Morbidly Obese Party Animal Gamer Dead of Virus
Even though this is not a deadly virus, if you are in particularly bad health you should not be shouting on social media that you’re invincible.
PORT CLINTON, Ohio (WOIO) – Richard Rose was only 37 years old when he died at his home from complications due to COVID-19. He was born and raised in Port Clinton.
Those who knew Rose described him as kind, funny, and caring.
His family said he was very active in helping homeless vets and in preventing veteran suicide.
The Port Clinton man served in the U.S. Army for nine years and did two tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. He died at his home from complications related to COVID-19 on the Fourth of July.
Before we look at some of the more serious parts of this story, I want to say that I do feel bad about this. This was one of our guys, a great American. He no doubt had all kinds of issues from his military service, as so many do. They see women and children’s faces getting melted off from white phosphorous chemical attacks and they’re then expected to internalize that we are still the good guys. Then they come home to see their country being torn asunder and given away to foreigners he was just fighting against. Eventually they realize that the wars had nothing to do with America or creating a Freedom Democracy in Iraq at all, it was all simply to benefit Israel, and they decide killing themselves is better than living with this torment.
But what has Soy Nation really high-fiving tonight is the fact that he was publicly mocking wearing a mask on his social media.
So every virus hoaxer in the world is currently dunking on this poor guy. Dunking on poor Rick as they got one 30-something to die in a sea of 80-year-old corpses.
It’s also widely reported that he was healthy and had no pre-existing conditions.
Perfectly healthy they said.
So the guy was 37 years old with questionable drinking habits and a video game addiction in addition to obviously appearing to be in poor health. Yes, people like this do happen to die randomly surprisingly often. In fact, the average life expectancy for a man who looks like this would be 50 years old were it not for all these life extension medications we have that allow people to eat poisonous food, not exercise, and continue to live for decades taking an ever-increasing regime of pills.
Not long ago, literally every 37 year old looked like this.
So now we have a world where half of the people in it are disgustingly unhealthy due to their own choices or lack of intelligence and/or willpower. Our grocery stores are half filled with literal poisons (because libertarianism or something) and nobody can seem to even be bothered to put forth any kind of plan to get humans to look like humans again.
I am still frickin’ annoyed that people are getting away with so aggressively promoting the virus hoax when they themselves have obviously not been personally taking good care of their own health, and now we all have to change our entire lives to deal with their decision to be so unhealthy and susceptible of dying from a seasonal flu.
We can all make progress. I have a healthy % of body fat, but my subcutaneous fat numbers are high. However, my muscle mass is high as I have been diligent in trying to stay fit for most of my life without taking breaks. Your body was made to work, to move.
But I digress. We can’t lose any more Rick Rose’s, so take responsibility for your own health. We could have used him in the upcoming struggle to retake the nation. He was obviously a good man, obviously right wing, and obviously he was one of our guys.