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Tim Frazier's avatar

Dammit! He went with gators?!

I've been lobbying for piranhas and have a whole backyard swimming pool full I don't know what to do with now.

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Gordon Bombay's avatar

Suck man. I know you were banking on that govt. piranha subsidy.

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Sara Legvold's avatar

Actually the most feared and dangerous animal in the water would be the hippo. We should work with Colombian officials to rescue and bring to the Rio Grande some of Pablo Escobar's escaped hippos which started out as 4 for his private zoo and when he was killed they were released/or escaped and have now multiplied to 100. They were recently talking about culling the herd by killing off a bunch but we should rehome them to Texas. It seems they have become a deadly problem for some of the Colombian natives living along the river or using it for other purposes. Love me some hippos!

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Current Revolt's avatar

Texas Hippo Nationalism!

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bobby's avatar

HOPE THIS IS TRUE. I WILL DONATE A LOT OF MONEY TO THE GATOR ATERS TO HELP FEED THEM MORE ILLEGALS AND GORDON OF BOMBAY, GO AHEAD WITH YOUR IDEA AND DUMP THE FISH. HEHEHEHEHEH CANT WAIT TO GO FISHING.

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C P's avatar

Can't make this shit up ๐Ÿ˜‚

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