After a brutal year of Republican affairs involving Lacey “Horizontal” Hull, Cole “FMA” Hefner, Brooks “King-Simp” Landgraf, and Van “Tonsil-Town” Taylor, it seems we finally have a Texas Democrat involved in a marriage-destroying affair for once. As the Texas Newspaper of Record, it is our solemn duty to bring you this story of Democrat hanky-panky. We are bipartisan in our opposition to FMA and the Van Taylor variant “LMA,” and so we are finally putting rumors to the contrary to rest.
AOC-BACKED DEMOCRAT INVOLVED IN AFFAIR
AOC-BACKED DEMOCRAT INVOLVED IN AFFAIR
AOC-BACKED DEMOCRAT INVOLVED IN AFFAIR
After a brutal year of Republican affairs involving Lacey “Horizontal” Hull, Cole “FMA” Hefner, Brooks “King-Simp” Landgraf, and Van “Tonsil-Town” Taylor, it seems we finally have a Texas Democrat involved in a marriage-destroying affair for once. As the Texas Newspaper of Record, it is our solemn duty to bring you this story of Democrat hanky-panky. We are bipartisan in our opposition to FMA and the Van Taylor variant “LMA,” and so we are finally putting rumors to the contrary to rest.