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Dade Phelan Hints at Killing Illegals, Civil War Over Open Border

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Texas Speaker of the House Dade Phelan shocked the world in a recent interview where he hinted that Texas was going to secede from the United States and subsequently execute the millions of illegal aliens (illegally) occupying our State.

The plan is so secret that Phelan didn’t actually say any of those things in the interview. Instead, he nervously said that “something innovative” is coming, and that Texas Republicans are going to “test federal laws” this legislative session.

I think we all know what that means.

I’m ready. Are you?

I want to speak to Dade Phelan directly— Sir, I am ready to follow you and take back what is rightfully ours. Mr. Speaker, with you as our capable and able-bodied leader, we will drive the hoards back into the river and usher in a new Texas miracle that will last one hundred years.

I’m fact, many people are saying Phelan’s “innovative” solution will involve police attack alligators. I am not sure about this, but it wouldn’t surprise me. All we can say is—big if true.

Watch the interview clip, and then pack your belongings immediately. We will meet in Austin and march to the southern border to finish the job Abbott refused to do.

I was wrong about Phelan. Phelan is our leader. In Phelan we trust. If you’ve got a problem with me or Dade Phelan, you know where to find me.

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Tommy Oliver